The working girls of Las Vegas

This will be a multi post topic. It's about one of the Las Vegas favored gems. The casino Hooker. Everyone has a story. Here are some of mine.

My first trip I went with my female friend MM and we crawled around town together all day and night. Not a single working girl approached me. My next two tips were with my friend RS who is gay. RS and I roamed all over town together all day and night and I had zero Hooker contact. A few months later CP and I go to LV with RS and I still had zero Hooker contact... I was starting to think it was a myth. At this point I'd been to town eight or so times and this mythical nymph had never turned her head my way. It made no sense. I was kinda bummed.

A year or so later I planed my first solo trip. I was staying Downtown at the El Cortez. The first night I was playing some video poker at the bar in the Golden Nugget. I was drinking a beer and this really pretty blonde, girl next door type, sits down next to me. A few hands later she starts talking and instantly starts in with her sales patter. It sounded as if she had a full and extensive menu but I am a relatively honest and loyal guy so it wasn't gonna happen with me. She moved on and I watched her head off with four men that night. Go up to the room. Knock one out. Head back to the bar for the next one. This chick was pulling in some serious cash.

The next night is my last and I'm back playing VP at the GN and this older woman sits down next to me. With the benefit of hindsight it is obvious. I was the rube at this VP Bar. She didn't give off the same hooker vibes that the girl from the night before did. And since the blonde was my "first" I had no other way to measure the situation.

She strikes up a conversation. Some simple small talk and I am thinking she is staying here and has a husband upstairs. About ten minutes later she says "Do you have $200?" I said yes and she said "Want me to suck your dick?" I was pretty flummoxed. Thirty seconds earlier I'm thinking she is some small town schoolteacher but she just asked me for $200 for a blowjob. I was knocked clean off my regular game. She was not. She told me we could do it in my room or we could get a room at Binions for $30 if we needed. All of this before I could say Uhh...

She asks me where I'm staying, somehow I'm able to answer El Co. She asks "Why the hell are you staying all the way down there?" Somehow I was still able to talk about hotel "deals",  I quickly answered "I had a coupon for two nights for $35." She tells me it's a good price "But I'll need an extra $50 if you want me to walk all the way down there..."

I politely declined and headed "all the way" back to my room. On the way it hit me, when they saw me with MM they thought we were a couple. With CP we are a couple and they still leave us alone. With RS the thought we were BOTH gay and that has got to be the biggest waste of time for a working girl.